Prayer before connecting to the internet – MORE UPDATES! – New languages!
Since I originally posted this I have also been able to add MORSE CODE and KLINGON I also updated the audio player so that it actually works. Some of the prayers have a sound recording. I am hoping for...
View ArticlePrayer before connecting to the internet – 2 new languages!
My page with all the translations is HERE. You can always find it by going to the list of Pages at the bottom of this blog. I often forget to pray before using the internet. I often fail in charity...
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4 April: St. Isidore of Seville, Bishop and Doctor (to which a Prayer is added)
Today is the feast of St. Isidore of Seville, Bishop and Doctor (+4 April 636). He is not to be confused with St. Isidore the Farmer. St. Isidore defended the faith against the Arian heresy, which was...
View ArticleINTERNET PRAYER: DANISH – UPDATED (with a note about Klingon)
I was happy to receive a note from a reader in Denmark that the new legendary Internet Prayer has been adopted into a prayerbook of the Catholic Diocese of Copenhagen, published last year. The version...
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INTERNET PRAYER UPDATE: Tagalog AUDIO added (Klingon on the way)
I am delighted to report that a reader sent me a recording of the now well-known “Internet Prayer” in Tagalog. It makes my day when I get recordings of native speakers reading this prayer. It really...
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INTERNET PRAYER UPDATE: JAPANESE!
The other day I reported that I finally had an Tagalog audio recording of the now well-known “Internet Prayer”. HERE At that time I said that I was still waiting for a Japanese version. One of you came...
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Qapla’! INTERNET PRAYER UPDATE: KLINGON (AUDIO)
Just when I was on a high from getting the Japanese version of the famed “Internet Prayer” – Qapla’! – my spies came through with an audio recording in KLINGON! Maybe they finally got that old...
View ArticleINTERNET PRAYER: ILOCO
A long time ago, I wrote a prayer for people to use before they got online and used the internet. Originally composed in Latin, it has been translated into many languages (sometimes more than once). My...
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REMINDER: The Internet, Prayer and You
Columnist for Fishwrap? Reader of online column at Fishwrap? Either way it probably involves the Fishwrap. Do you pray before using the Internet? It might be a good idea. Aside from the dangers for...
View ArticleINTERNET PRAYER UPDATE: GERMAN! Updated.
I always get excited when a new language version of the Internet Prayer I wrote some years ago arrives in my email. This time, however, it wasn’t a new language translation I received. It was a...
View ArticleINTERNET PRAYER UPDATE: ICELANDIC!
I’t a banner day when I get a new language! New readers here may not know that The Internet Prayer, which I wrote in Latin a zillion years ago now, has been put into many languages. I have gathered all...
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INTERNET PRAYER UPDATE: LUXEMBOURGISH! and BAVARIAN! and HILIGAYNON!
UPDATE: Okay… this is quite the day. Since my original posting I have received BAVARIAN (in the comments, below) and by email HILIGAYNON, a Philippine language spoken in much of the island of Panay and...
View ArticleINTERNET PRAYER UPDATE: MALAYALAM
There are a few things which really make my socks roll up and down. One of them is tax-deductible donations to the TMSM which involve many zeros, another is donations to me involving a lot of zeros,...
View ArticleINTERNET PRAYER UPDATE: TURKISH!
A small pebble can start a rock slide. I received yet another language version of the well-know, widespread Internet Prayer. Not Klingon, but almost as different. TURKISH İnternet Duası Bizi kendi...
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INTERNET PRAYER UPDATE: ARABIC and TELUGU! – UPDATED AUDIO
One of you kind readers has helped me start the New Year on an upbeat. Here is a translation of the now widespread Internet Prayer in ARABIC LISTEN صلاة قبل الولوج الى الأنترنت . ايها الأله العظيم،...
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NEW: Recording of the “Internet Prayer” in NORWEGIAN!
Many years ago for those who are going to get online, the Oratio ante colligationem in interrete or Prayer Before Connecting to the Internet. I was delighted to receive a recording of the prayer in...
View ArticlePrayer before connecting to the internet – UPDATE! – New language
A long time ago now, I wrote a prayer for people to use before they got online and used the internet. Originally in Latin, it has been translated into many languages (sometimes more than once). My page...
View ArticlePrayer before connecting to the internet – UPDATE! – New language
A long time ago now, I wrote a prayer for people to use before they got online and used the internet. Originally in Latin, it has been translated into many languages (sometimes more than once). My page...
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4 April – St. Isidore of Seville, the Internet Prayer and You
I often forget to pray before using the internet. I sometimes fail in charity when using the internet. This tool of social communication and research and entertainment has amazing upsides, but it also...
View ArticleReader Feedback: Internet Prayer Funny and Thank You!
This is from a reader… great story about the Internet Prayer (always linked on the top menu)! I am a vice principal and theology teacher at a Catholic K-12 school in Texas. Last week I printed your...
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